The vet’s revenge (Best of)

My veterinarian is world famous in our county and the only person I know with an unlisted telephone number. There are various reasons why he doesn’t want to talk to me. Maybe it’s the heavy Powder River gate that is off its hinges at the entrance to the ranch or the corrugated road. Or it could be the fact that after he leaves some piece of expensive equipment behind I call his wife and get him in trouble. Then there is the fact that I sold him some cows once... the key word here is once. Or, he could be afraid that I will write something about him, which of course I would never do.